A blog devoted to finding out some hidden truths about the enigmatic hairy Cat. Follow us on TwitterMax Rooke FactsTumblr (3.0; @maxrookefacts)http://maxrookefacts.com/When Max was 4, Santa had to be hospitalised after he sat on his lap.<p>When Max was 4, Santa had to be hospitalised after he sat on his lap.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/291529121http://maxrookefacts.com/post/291529121Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:53:26 +1100Max does not use a paddle to play ping pong. The ball will hurl itself back over the net if it knows...<p>Max does not use a paddle to play ping pong. The ball will hurl itself back over the net if it knows what’s good for it.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/249246679http://maxrookefacts.com/post/249246679Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:26:57 +1100Max caused the fail whale. He smacked it over the head with one of his slippers.<p>Max caused the fail whale. He smacked it over the head with one of his slippers.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/206625681http://maxrookefacts.com/post/206625681Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:15:15 +1100Max sleeps the same way he takes a mark - horizontal and six feet in the air.<p>Max sleeps the same way he takes a mark - horizontal and six feet in the air.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/206625682http://maxrookefacts.com/post/206625682Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:15:15 +1100Max does not cook. He simply puts a steak in his shorts until it’s done.<p>Max does not cook. He simply puts a steak in his shorts until it’s done.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/206625680http://maxrookefacts.com/post/206625680Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:15:14 +1100When Max is old, he will not have wrinkles - they will be classed as fault lines.<p>When Max is old, he will not have wrinkles - they will be classed as fault lines.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/206392671http://maxrookefacts.com/post/206392671Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:28:52 +1100The medical cart Max commandeered after the Grand Final is now his daily driver.<p>The medical cart Max commandeered after the Grand Final is now his daily driver.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/205811122http://maxrookefacts.com/post/205811122Tue, 06 Oct 2009 22:38:43 +1100Global Warming is caused by Mother Nature being hot for Max.<p>Global Warming is caused by Mother Nature being hot for Max.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/205630221http://maxrookefacts.com/post/205630221Tue, 06 Oct 2009 15:28:21 +1100Every man within one square kilometre of Max’s house is also infertile.<p>Every man within one square kilometre of Max’s house is also infertile.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/205529960http://maxrookefacts.com/post/205529960Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:14:15 +1100Every woman within one square kilometre of Max’s house is infertile.<p>Every woman within one square kilometre of Max’s house is infertile.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/205529962http://maxrookefacts.com/post/205529962Tue, 06 Oct 2009 13:14:15 +1100Max doesn’t eat, he gets energy from his opponents fear.<p>Max doesn’t eat, he gets energy from his opponents fear.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/204130287http://maxrookefacts.com/post/204130287Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:30:09 +1100Max does not get tax refunds - the ATO considers it protection money.<p>Max does not get tax refunds - the ATO considers it protection money.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/203178656http://maxrookefacts.com/post/203178656Sat, 03 Oct 2009 16:21:38 +1000Max does not tackle opposition players, they are brought down by his gravitational pull.<p>Max does not tackle opposition players, they are brought down by his gravitational pull.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/203084675http://maxrookefacts.com/post/203084675Sat, 03 Oct 2009 13:49:49 +1000Max once foiled a bank robbery 3 suburbs away by sneezing.<p>Max once foiled a bank robbery 3 suburbs away by sneezing.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/202133261http://maxrookefacts.com/post/202133261Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:07:39 +1000Max once played Street Fighter II and took it literally. The machine did not survive.<p>Max once played Street Fighter II and took it literally. The machine did not survive.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/202133264http://maxrookefacts.com/post/202133264Fri, 02 Oct 2009 10:07:39 +1000Max is not a handyman - his house is too terrified to fall apart.<p>Max is not a handyman - his house is too terrified to fall apart.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/201688245http://maxrookefacts.com/post/201688245Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:26:25 +1000Max was born 4 months premature and weighed 11 pounds 6 ounces.<p>Max was born 4 months premature and weighed 11 pounds 6 ounces.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/201688246http://maxrookefacts.com/post/201688246Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:26:25 +1000When asked if he walked to the beat of his own drum, Max replied that he was ‘more of an axe...<p>When asked if he walked to the beat of his own drum, Max replied that he was ‘more of an axe man’.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/201688244http://maxrookefacts.com/post/201688244Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:26:00 +1000Max does not read the instructions. The Ikea furniture will put itself together, if it knows...<p>Max does not read the instructions. The Ikea furniture will put itself together, if it knows what’s good for it.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/201629000http://maxrookefacts.com/post/201629000Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:49:02 +1000Max watches the 7:30 Report at 6:30 every night.<p>Max watches the 7:30 Report at 6:30 every night.</p>http://maxrookefacts.com/post/201562871http://maxrookefacts.com/post/201562871Thu, 01 Oct 2009 16:22:56 +1000