Max has not blinked since 1987.
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Max has never broken up with anyone - he just accumulates girlfriends.
The Samoa Tsunami - that was caused by Max tripping over a rogue slipper.
Max does not listen to music. Music listens to Max.
Max has a degree in Phrenology.
Chuck Norris has a photograph of Max on his bedside table.
Max excavated the site of the Large Hadron Collider at CERN with nothing but a bucket and spork.
Max’s favourite colour is outside the visible spectrum.
Max grew his first beard when he was 7.
Max was invited to appear on Celebrity MasterChef, but what he made caused the hosts to weep uncontrollably for 17 hours.
When Max was in Germany, the Rhine turned red for three days.
Max is a life long member of the Flat Earth Society.
Max once stared directly at the sun for 37 minutes before he got bored.
Max cried twice while watching Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.
Max doesn’t own a phone - he already knows when and where he’s needed.
