When Max kicks a goal, an angel grows back hair.

When asked if he was interested in joining the NRL, Max said he wasn’t that good at flower arranging.

DEFCON 1 used to be the highest alert level in the United States armed forces until they saw Max.

Max was the first person to ever walk through Mount Everest.

When Max was 4, Santa had to be hospitalised after he sat on his lap.

Max does not use a paddle to play ping pong. The ball will hurl itself back over the net if it knows what’s good for it.

Max sleeps the same way he takes a mark - horizontal and six feet in the air.

Max caused the fail whale. He smacked it over the head with one of his slippers.

Max does not cook. He simply puts a steak in his shorts until it’s done.

When Max is old, he will not have wrinkles - they will be classed as fault lines.

The medical cart Max commandeered after the Grand Final is now his daily driver.

Global Warming is caused by Mother Nature being hot for Max.

Every woman within one square kilometre of Max’s house is infertile.

Every man within one square kilometre of Max’s house is also infertile.

Max doesn’t eat, he gets energy from his opponents fear.