Max doesn’t eat, he gets energy from his opponents fear.

Max does not get tax refunds - the ATO considers it protection money.

Max does not tackle opposition players, they are brought down by his gravitational pull.

Max once played Street Fighter II and took it literally. The machine did not survive.

Max once foiled a bank robbery 3 suburbs away by sneezing.

Max was born 4 months premature and weighed 11 pounds 6 ounces.

Max is not a handyman - his house is too terrified to fall apart.

When asked if he walked to the beat of his own drum, Max replied that he was ‘more of an axe man’.

Max does not read the instructions. The Ikea furniture will put itself together, if it knows what’s good for it.

Max watches the 7:30 Report at 6:30 every night.

Max doesn’t kick the ball, the ball just tries to get as far away from Max as possible.

Max shaves 17 times a day.

Max is exempt from 127 road rules.

Max once solved a Rubik’s Cube in 43 seconds whilst sleeping. Max doesn’t own a Rubik’s Cube.

If you take a photo of Max, the batteries in your camera will start to bleed.